Imagined Encounters With Lana Del Rey

  • Me: Jesus Christ what are you doing in my pantry Lana? It's 3am
  • Lana Del Rey: -muffled whale songs-
  • Me: Lana what the hell stop pouring the spaghetti sauce on your head and stroking your hair.
  • Lana Del Rey: -imitation of mooing cow in heat-
  • Me: Lana what the hell are you saying
  • Lana Del Rey: -whinnying horse sound-
  • Lana Del Rey: -deep crowing-
  • Me: Fine you can use my camera to film yourself spinning on a chair for 3 hours
  • Lana Del Rey: -wolf howling-