March 2012
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“This morning, with her, having coffee.”
– Johnny Cash, when asked for his definition of paradise (via drinkyourjuice)
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Reasons why I am drinking wine out of the bottle
This whole bottle is mine
Getting a glass involves getting up
Using a glass also requires washing said glass
The only person I would need to impress is Dr. Drew on the Teen Mom 2 Reunion special and unfortunately the TV is only one way
I’m in my pajamas and watching the Teen Mom 2 Reunion
February 2012
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LOL nevermind just gonna go to bed and not do my boring assignment because I have no priorities anymore and my lungs are too mucusy for me to care
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“You know, it could be walking pnemonia. Your lungs fill up with liquid and you...”
– My painting teacher is really soothing my hypochondria in regards to my hacking cough.
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An hour in to my probably all-nighter and I have...
It’s not even 11pm yet.
Does anyone know if forgetting to take your birth...
Asking for a friend.
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So my roommate Catie is a film major
and she’s shooting tomorrow and has a bunch of her equipment in the living room. I was home alone and walked past the pile of it when I saw the little film slate that you hit before a take. I decided to pick it up, clap it in my empty apartment, listen to the echo of loneliness, and put it back. Cross that one off the bucket list!
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Hey guys my 12 year old sister has a boyfriend.
Not only am I not okay with this, I am on the verge of calling my mother and telling her I am not okay with this (mostly I am not okay with her growing up), but also I’ve been single for almost 2 years guys and my 12 year old sister has a boyfriend
In other news, an 11 year old girl was kidnapped today. Authorities say she was (Taken with Instagram)
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Anonymous asked: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CUPCAK3
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motorcycledriveby- replied to your chat: Emily: Ugh I wish were just there already Me: I…
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Emily: Ugh I wish were just there already
Me: I know I hate walking over to the west side for class. This is so annoying.
Emily: Do you hear us right now? We're awful.
Emily: UGH IT'S SO BAD WALKING OVER LOWER MANHATTAN TO GO TO CLASS!
Me: OH GOD LOOK AT THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. LIKE, WHAT-EVER!
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It's beautiful out
But I’ve got a hacking cough and a sore throat and I have to go to work. I’m going to cough all over my manager that I hate. That’ll be my slow revenge.
Go, germs, spread misery far and wide.
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“So there’s no sex in this movie?”
– Catie, on the movie Step Up
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“To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die”
– Me, to my laptop (via kanyewestsidestory)
“Do not allow a sorceress to live.”
– Exodus, 22
The Bible Is Ridiculous Part 2534295372
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I have this disgusting problem during the weekend
Where I shower once for like, 3 or four days. I’ll work Thursday night, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and not really shower till like, Sunday. Or, recently, I haven’t been working Saturday, so I’m only disgusting for like 3 days. That’s what I’m most excited about when I stop working. Showering regularly.
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well-read-bohemian replied to your post: My teacher gives us a bunch of artists to look at on our assignment sheets as a way of inspiration.
i’m seth.
MYSTERY SOLVED! SCOOBY SNACKS FOR EVERYONE
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My teacher gives us a bunch of artists to look at...
In this list of artists, there’s one just listed, “Seth.” No last name. We all know Seth, right? Seth, the guy, who draws, right. Of course. Very helpful.
I spend my Sundays worshiping at the House of...
It’s been proven to provide 37% more spiritual comfort compared to Jesus
“Life is so difficult, it’s so hard. If we don’t laugh at anything, then we’re...”
– Joan Rivers (via drinkyourjuice)
france: ten
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world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
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france: hundred.
I hate this awkward hour and a half I have at home...
I don’t really know what to do with myself so I’ve been sitting here drinking coffee and listening to those two LMFAO songs on repeat
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“I can handle knowing I’m unloved, but I can’t admit that I’m...”
– Paul Gilmartin, The Mental Illness Happy Hour
THIS TOUCHES MY SOUL.
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Just found out anorexic people/people weird with...
I’m gonna switch to FIT now and befriend all the girls with self image problems!
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I saw this woman doing the walk of shame one...
It was freezing out and she was in a really short skirt, no tights, huge heels, and just crying with her make-up running. I really regret not going up to her and giving her a hug because out of everyone that morning, she really looked like she needed a hug. And some pants.
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“WE ARE NOT allowed this. We are allowed to be deeply into basketball, or...”
– The incredible Cheryl Strayed (no, really, read Torch, right now, go get it and then leave work and go home) is Dear Sugar (via flavorpill)
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In High School we had a thing where you could send...
which also functioned as a way to give insecure unloved teenagers a way to tangibly count how much they aren’t loved
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I guess techincally I've never had a real...
It’s a shame that having a romantic thoughtful night with the person who knows me the best, me, is discounted just cause I can’t make out with myself.
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Imagined Encounters With Lana Del Rey
Me: Jesus Christ what are you doing in my pantry Lana? It's 3am
Lana Del Rey: -muffled whale songs-
Me: Lana what the hell stop pouring the spaghetti sauce on your head and stroking your hair.
Lana Del Rey: -imitation of mooing cow in heat-
Me: Lana what the hell are you saying
Lana Del Rey: -whinnying horse sound-
Lana Del Rey: -deep crowing-
Me: Fine you can use my camera to film yourself spinning on a chair for 3 hours
Lana Del Rey: -wolf howling-
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mom: hey lucas that band you listen to didn't win
pause
mom: you know, bonnie bear
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Gonna put in my two weeks today for my job.
Decided it was time to quit when I was getting stress pimples on my butt.
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Buying Things I Don't Need With Money I Don't...
An American Classic!
Rather than face the challenges life has given to...
I will sit in my bed and watch netflix and whine on the internet.