February 2012
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motorcycledriveby- replied to your chat: Emily: Ugh I wish were just there already Me: I…
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Emily: Ugh I wish were just there already
Me: I know I hate walking over to the west side for class. This is so annoying.
Emily: Do you hear us right now? We're awful.
Emily: UGH IT'S SO BAD WALKING OVER LOWER MANHATTAN TO GO TO CLASS!
Me: OH GOD LOOK AT THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. LIKE, WHAT-EVER!
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It's beautiful out
But I’ve got a hacking cough and a sore throat and I have to go to work. I’m going to cough all over my manager that I hate. That’ll be my slow revenge.
Go, germs, spread misery far and wide.
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“So there’s no sex in this movie?”
– Catie, on the movie Step Up
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“To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die”
– Me, to my laptop (via kanyewestsidestory)
“Do not allow a sorceress to live.”
– Exodus, 22
The Bible Is Ridiculous Part 2534295372
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I have this disgusting problem during the weekend
Where I shower once for like, 3 or four days. I’ll work Thursday night, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and not really shower till like, Sunday. Or, recently, I haven’t been working Saturday, so I’m only disgusting for like 3 days. That’s what I’m most excited about when I stop working. Showering regularly.
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well-read-bohemian replied to your post: My teacher gives us a bunch of artists to look at on our assignment sheets as a way of inspiration.
i’m seth.
MYSTERY SOLVED! SCOOBY SNACKS FOR EVERYONE
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My teacher gives us a bunch of artists to look at...
In this list of artists, there’s one just listed, “Seth.” No last name. We all know Seth, right? Seth, the guy, who draws, right. Of course. Very helpful.
I spend my Sundays worshiping at the House of...
It’s been proven to provide 37% more spiritual comfort compared to Jesus
“Life is so difficult, it’s so hard. If we don’t laugh at anything, then we’re...”
– Joan Rivers (via drinkyourjuice)
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world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
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I hate this awkward hour and a half I have at home...
I don’t really know what to do with myself so I’ve been sitting here drinking coffee and listening to those two LMFAO songs on repeat
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“I can handle knowing I’m unloved, but I can’t admit that I’m...”
– Paul Gilmartin, The Mental Illness Happy Hour
THIS TOUCHES MY SOUL.
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Just found out anorexic people/people weird with...
I’m gonna switch to FIT now and befriend all the girls with self image problems!
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I saw this woman doing the walk of shame one...
It was freezing out and she was in a really short skirt, no tights, huge heels, and just crying with her make-up running. I really regret not going up to her and giving her a hug because out of everyone that morning, she really looked like she needed a hug. And some pants.
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“WE ARE NOT allowed this. We are allowed to be deeply into basketball, or...”
– The incredible Cheryl Strayed (no, really, read Torch, right now, go get it and then leave work and go home) is Dear Sugar (via flavorpill)
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In High School we had a thing where you could send...
which also functioned as a way to give insecure unloved teenagers a way to tangibly count how much they aren’t loved
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I guess techincally I've never had a real...
It’s a shame that having a romantic thoughtful night with the person who knows me the best, me, is discounted just cause I can’t make out with myself.
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Imagined Encounters With Lana Del Rey
Me: Jesus Christ what are you doing in my pantry Lana? It's 3am
Lana Del Rey: -muffled whale songs-
Me: Lana what the hell stop pouring the spaghetti sauce on your head and stroking your hair.
Lana Del Rey: -imitation of mooing cow in heat-
Me: Lana what the hell are you saying
Lana Del Rey: -whinnying horse sound-
Lana Del Rey: -deep crowing-
Me: Fine you can use my camera to film yourself spinning on a chair for 3 hours
Lana Del Rey: -wolf howling-
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mom: hey lucas that band you listen to didn't win
pause
mom: you know, bonnie bear
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Gonna put in my two weeks today for my job.
Decided it was time to quit when I was getting stress pimples on my butt.
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Buying Things I Don't Need With Money I Don't...
An American Classic!
Rather than face the challenges life has given to...
I will sit in my bed and watch netflix and whine on the internet.
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Me: I'm taking a personal day.
Friend: You took a personal day yesterday.
Me: I don't see why that matters.
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Kanye West facts
In Kanye West’s hit song “Power,” he says the line “I guess every superhero needs his theme music.” This line was inspired by Kanye West’s own theme song, “Power” by Kanye West, which he was listening to while writing “Power.”
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Me: Are you baking cookies?
Sister: They're cooling.
Me: Are you baking cookies alone at 12:30 at night?
Sister: Yeah.
Sister: I do that sometimes.
Me: Alright.
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Sometimes when I’m alone in my car I’ll sing to my stomach fat, “Me and my pooch and my pooch pooch ridin”
Newborns are creepy, alright?
Until babies hit like, 3 months, they’re fucking terrifying. They look like little weird alien bug things that are going to eat your way out of your stomach. Even my internal maternal instincts are like, “Ew, god. Why does it look like that. Jesus, someone fix its face. GET IT AWAY FROM ME.”
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You know what's the best?
When you decide to skip your class and suddenly you don’t have to stay up all night doing homework and have time to buy food because right now you have half a box of totino’s pizza rolls and rice and you actually have time to do homework for other classes and LIFE IS SUDDENLY A BAZILLION TIMES BETTER
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divyarr replied to your post: In our ink class today
I don’t know if you’re joking, but either way, you’re gorgeous (and your cheeks are adorable ^^).
Thanks internet person~ I’m half joking, I realize my weird cheek thing is mostly made up in my head. When I was 7 I used to think my lips were too big and would try to like, tuck them in to my mouth. So I’ve been on the verge of being...
In our ink class today
we drew portraits of each other. My friend drew me and, because it’s ink and weird and permanent, he ended up adding lines to my cheeks that made me look about 30 pounds heavier than I am. After I told him he ruined me he said, “I know, but you do have really full cheeks!”
And I laughed and said it was true, but little does he know, I am actually really insecure about my chubby...
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Srz queztion
Do you think it’s a good idea to move somewhere really far away for like the next 6-12 months like, tomorrow? They make it sound so fun and spontaneous and definitely not stupid in those books and movies with those cool hip teenage/young adult people who do cool spontaneous things like that. So it’s totally a good idea, y/y?
